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If Animals Had Tinder, These Would Probably Be Their Profile Pic

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Animal dating is still stuck in the dark ages. They have to actually take the time to meet another animal in public, sniff their parts, and do an exhausting mating call. When are they gonna wake up and realize that the only way to meet other animals these days is to buy a phone, download an app like Tinder, and paw right? If they had proper animal dating profiles, complete with sexy animal photos and funny quotes, they wouldn’t be lonely anymore. Come on, guys, you all need to get with the times.

What would it look like if animals had Tinder? Probably a little something like this…

I’m Done with the Dating Scene

https://www.ranker.com

Not Looking for Anything Serious

https://www.ranker.com

Plenty of Junk in My Trunk

https://www.ranker.com

Dating Is Ruff

https://cheezburger.com

Paw Right!

https://cheezburger.com

No Hookups Please!

https://cheezburger.com

Hairy Boys Swipe Left

https://worldwideinterweb.com

Hey Girl-rilla

https://worldwideinterweb.com

I’m Looking for True Love and I Ain’t Lion

https://worldwideinterweb.com

Online Dating Is Monkey Business

http://www.humormash.com

I Love Working Out and Hiking

http://www.humormash.com

I Love Throwing Feces and Doing Yoga

http://www.humormash.com

Kitties, If You’re Not at Least Nine Inches Tall, Swipe Left

http://www.humormash.com

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