As most dogs know, hiding is occasionally a necessary part of the life of even the most pampered of family pooches. Let’s face it, every now and then sh*t happens – sometimes literally, even to the best-behaved pooches out there. That’s why we’ve compiled this adorable list of dogs trying to hide, complete with stealth canine tips from the experts, to help our four-legged friends out there become masters of disguise.
So if you happen to have four-legs, fur, and just broke a flower pot, you’ve come to the right place. Here you’ll learn time tested ninja stealth techniques which have been passed along from dog to dog throughout the ages. You’ll find out how to properly use your surroundings and the importance of things such as knowing which colors best camouflage your fur. You’ll also get valuable tips on seemingly tiny issues that have ruined many a good hide throughout stealth dog history, such as “the peek,” “the tail betrayal,” and “the hunger factor.”
Scroll down and get a load of these pictures of dogs trying to hide, many of which may doubtless appear completely empty to the untrained eye. With a little training however, you’ll soon be spotting highly trained professionals in the midst of these seemingly barren surroundings. So the next time you just can’t resist the allure of that tasty looking shoe, accidentally shred the couch limb from limb, or poop on the carpet just to remind those humans who feed you that you can, these pooch stealth masters have got your back.
Doggy seems who has forgotten that he’s no longer that little puppy who used to hide away so easily.
I wonder where he could be
They’ll never find us here
When you see him
Pomeranian hiding in a file cabinet
When Hiding between Two Things, Make Sure All of You Is Between Them
Camo Is a Great Technique, as Long as You’re Actually Wearing Camo
Pretending to be a sweater; a classic disguise
It almost worked…
Just don’t breathe
If I can’t see them, they can’t see me…